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Translation of Leszek Talko's article at GAZETA WYBORCZA ( 19.12.2005, Poland ) made by Ula Grzywna and Kasia Bieron, Polish scout girls from Krakow who visited Halmeniemi in august 2007.


FIN DOES TALKOO

Matti gave up everything. Long ago drinking, then smoking and moved to a wooden house in the middle of nowhere.

First Matti looked out of the window. No sign of snow. Strange. Snow should have already been everywhere. It was starting to get dark at 4 p.m., so when there was snow and it was reflecting moonlight, at least at night you could see something. Now there was only darkness behind the window. Somewhere there was the forest, further away the lake with black, soundless waves. Even the wind was soundless.

Well yes, without snow it's a bit easier. But even if it fell down, another Matti would come with a tractor and take the snow off the road. And at night it would be a little brighter, because now you can't go out without a flashlight.

First Matti shook his head again and went to the garage. He was supposed to go to Kouvola to pick up that journalist, the one with a funny name.

This journalist was very surprised when Matti told him over the phone that he will pick him up. The journalist said that it's very kind and that he thanks a lot, but why bother while he can come by himself. I wonder how: from Helsinki to Kouvola it's 200 km. By train it's two hours. But from Kouvola to Halmeniemi it's still 60 km. A bit on a good road, and later in the woods and on forest paths. So how could he get here?

Matti drove out of the forest, passed the "Helicopter bar" and turned left on the almost empty road. After an hour he parked at railway station in Kouvola. He still had fifteen minutes left, but he didn't like to be late. The phone rang. It was Leena, she was inviting to the meeting in the evening - and take the journalist- she said.

Matti nodded his head.

The train arrived. A few passangers got out, the journalist with a funny name as well. They were going back to Halmeniemi the same way. Nobody was driving over 80 km per h. Journalist said it's weird.

Matti was stunned. In winter you can only drive 80. Well it's not winter yet, but why should one break the law.

Matti wondered why should police stand by a road with a radar. They have better things to do. The journalist was surprised again. In his country policemen hide behind the trees and catch ones, that are speeding 150. Interesting how the police manages to catch everyone.

Matti said that here, if they catch somebody who breaks the law, he gets a ticket - a poor one a few euros, and a rich one even a few thousand euros.

The foreign journalist was surprised again, generally he was surprised so often, that Matti felt uneasy. After all he was talking about the most obvious things on earth. It's normal that for one person 100 euros is a fortune, and for somebody else it's nothing. You can't punish everybody in the same way.

Lately cops caught a millionaire, who was speeding with his sports car. You can count all the millionaires in Finland in tens. It just the way it is. There are a few really rich people but there are almost no really poor ones - explained Matti. Everybody has just as much as they need, and the ones that have more pay more taxes. But the guy with the sports car happened to be a real millionaire, so he paid a few tens of thousands euro.

The journalist was surprised again and said that this millionaire must have been some kind of an idiot to state that he has so much money. In his country everybody would pretend to be poor.

Of course you can imagine lying to a policeman in Finland though it's forbidden. But the next day police will get information from your Taxation Bureau anyway; and if it turns out that you were lying, and you are a millionaire then your ticket will be even higher.

There is almost no corruption in Finland, every year it wins Transparency International rank of the least corrupted countries in the world. Maybe it's because there are so few Finss. Only 5 million. Office worker that took a bribe wouldn't find any job in the administration. Or maybe it's a long tradition of democratic deciding and avoiding understatements? Even now everyone can check what, how, and why office workers have decided.

The journalist just sighed and looked at the forest. He asked how is it possible that they are so clean and that there is so much of them. Because you see very often trucks full of cut down trees.

Matti was surprised again. Why the forests would be dirty? Animals won't make them dirty, and if people see any trash they pick it up. Owners take care of their forests and if they cut out some trees they plant they same number of new trees.

HOUSE-WIFE LEENA COUNTS HOUSES

Leena is 70 years old, she has been living in Halmeniemi since she got married and she has recently encouraged new inhabitants to come to live in the village. Many years ago she woke up with a strong feeling that she has to save Halmeniemi. She remembered old days when people were leaving for church in Mantyharju on Saturday, and on Sunday you were getting to the place on a boat and slept under a little roof waiting for a mass. But one day Leena understood that the village is dying. There were more and more empty houses which owners were saying that they are going only for a while, then that they will be coming for weekends, and finally they were disappearing completely in the big world.

She started to drive around Halmeniemi to count empty houses. Then she came back and opened the phone book. Where are these people that used to live in them? They were far away, and when she was calling them, they were saying they probably won't come back.

First people came quickly, many were amazed. They were buying houses, and Leena was putting crosses on her list. That day, when the journalist came, there was only one house left on her list. And there was also a young couple from Helsinki which was thinking about moving. 15 houses and 47 people - it's quite a good outcome, but there are still 7 kids needed. If that last couple decides to move, there would be only 5 missing.

A COMPUTER GUY MATTI IN TWIN PEAKS

First Matti was sitting on a meeting and drinking coffee. Second Matti was in the kitchen and was preparing more coffee, and his wife was playing with a three months old Leena junior on the carpet. Marita wasn't there, she didn't have time, she went to help in the Art Center, so Leena, who is the mother of the second Matti, was telling about what Marita managed to do in Helsinki.

First Matti was sitting quietly in the corner and from time to time he was whispering interpretation of the most important news to the journalist. Marita thinks that there is a chance of starting a program of building new houses in Halmeniemi.

There is an agreement with two other villages that also fight for surviving. One of them is in the western part of the country and the other in Lapland, far up north. They prepared a business-plan together. Later everybody drinks coffee and makes plans for tomorrow. Marita's husband Mika calls. He won't come today either, that's because he is preparing a concert in a pub in Mikkeli and a money collection for the school.

First Matti gives the journalist a ride to a house by the lake, in which tourists live during the season and he tells how did he end up here. He had been living in Helsinki all his life. Maybe Helsinki isn't such a big city, a little over half a million, and if somebody has come from Paris or even from Warsaw, it may appear to him it is empty. It seems like most of the inhabitants have left, and the ones that stayed are just a group who are trying very hard, but hopelessly, to make an impression that the city is full of people that are rushing around.

In Halmeniemi it was totally different. Maybe 150 inhabitants, but to get from one end of the village to another you almost have to drive around the entire lake. From the first Matti to the second it is about two kilometeres. to Marita one more, and Leena lives just by the shore, one kilometer away. On foot it's hours of wandering around. If somebody prefers to, he might not see a person for a year. Dark, empty and absolutely quiet. Twice a week there is a bus coming with groceries and a library with books that you can order on the internet ( it's not a problem because here everyboy has internet, and last research has shown that seven in ten Finns use it everyday ).

Matti gave up everything. Long ago drinking, then smoking. Finally he gave up photography, which he was doing for more than 20 years and he learned something else - managing the web. Then he adopted two boys with his wife: Aaron and Roni, and then he also gave up big city and moved to a little wooden house in the middle of nowhere. If somebody from the big world came to Halmeniemi, he could bore himself to death. Because if somebody doesn't like fishing, sitting by the lake, walking in the forest and listening to the silence, then he can only go to the bar by the helicopter, eat risotto with chicken and drink home-made beer ( which is different from a normal one because it's non-alcoholic ).

And if somebody wants to look for somehing exciting, he can go kilometers further, to Ristiina. In Ristiina there are stores, a pharmacy and even a clothing shop, and a hill where there still is a base of a castle built by a nobleman Brahe.

If that is not enough, you can go to Mäntyharju, where they have an own newspaper, which comes out twice a week and a factory where nordic walking sticks, which are very fashionable now, are made. In Mäntyharju there is also an art gallery, almost the biggest wooden church in Finland and a school which kids from Halmeniemi would have to attend to if people could't have got Juha to do talkoo. School that kids from Halmeniemi would have to ride to, if there won't be seven more children, because that is the ultimatum of the local authorities that wanted to close the school at first but then they were encouraged by Marita's lobbying, Leena's phonecalls, second Matti's reasoning.

MATTI THE FISHERMAN AND THE RUSSIANS

Second Matti was sitting on a boat and untying the net. It appeared that it's gonna be a good day for fishing. He was dreaming of a big salmon, like the one he has caught last year. It was a good one -10 kg. Ok, it would be good if he caught anything at all. It wasn't that windy, but he gave this journalist a raincoat, a sweater and pants, just in case. It can be really windy on the lake, and he still remembered this Russian tourist, who asked him to take him on the lake. Matti told him to dress warmly, but the tourist knew better and came in open shoes and ordinary socks. He had violet legs from the cold. Matti has two observation notes. The first is that Russians which come from Petersburg are extremely rich. Second is that the ones who come from Moscow are even richer. Matti praises the Russian guests. They all pay, so he gains money from renting his cottages.

Moreover, they are very well behaved, except for the situations when they drink. But those Russians who come to Finland do not do it for drinking even as Finns like drinking. Well. Except for Halmeniemi. It is difficult to find someone here who likes alcohol, there are just non drinkers. The journalist is a bit sorry because he has brought a bottle of Polish vodka with a grass inside and there is no one to give it to.

This journalist is generally a bit lost. The second Matti gave him one cottage to live in. An ordinary cottage: made of wood, three bedrooms, a living room, a sauna. But the journalist is so much excited about it. And also he is very surprised that Matti told him not to lock it.

The journalist made some strange noise again, Matti got scared that a wave made him wet. He just asked if people come often to warm themselves. Matti thought for a while and said no. It's the middle of nowhere. But it can happen.

The journalist asks if he often goes fishing on the lake with his boat; Matti thinks and says no, now rarely. At least from the moment when a few months ago his daughter Veera was born. So now he goes only once a week or even less than that. But he is planning new projects related to fishing. People will come to catch fish.

JUHA THE VIKING CHANGES HIS LIFE

Juha was sitting behind his desk in a red shirt with a Citroen logo and he looked even more like a viking than usually. However it wasn't hard to look like a viking if you are two meters tall, 120 kilo of weight, you have long hair put in a pony tail and a long red beard. Juha had a passion. Or actually a few passions, but lets start from the one that was on his shirt.

Juha loves Citroens. Not just cars but Citroens. He doesn't really know why. Maybe because his parents had a Citroen and it reminds him of childhood. Maybe. Nevermind. Now he has Citroens, about 20 and a school. The school in Halmeniemi is such a strange place that probably all children dream about. Actually they would dream about if they knew it exists.

The only room has 150 square meters and everybody puts their desk wherever they want to. By the window, by the blackboard, and the ones that are always cold by the heater. In the smaller room there is a library and a computer lab at the same time. Juha is just sitting in this room right now with all the kids and they are just talking. Juha left to fetch some coffee. The journalist who just came in to see the school asks him what lesson it is. Juha explains that it is not a lesson. Every morning he sits with the kids in the library and they are eating cookies, drinking tea and talking about their day, what's new at home and what did they watch in tv. Sometimes someone will tell about his dream, someone else about his new idea, and Juha has just told about a Citroen which he had just seen. It's a pity that it's over the polar circle. Maybe it will be possible to talk first Matti into getting it from there.

Two moms are preparing lunch in a big kitchen. Every moment someone comes into school. And first Matti just came to chat with Juha. Kids are running in the corridor and it is really diffcult to explain to the journalist if it is a lesson or a break. There are 13 kids in the school, each of a different age. In Finland it's not surprising even in a big school. Just like it is not surprising that the school teaches not only how to count and write but also how to live. How to solve a problem at home, how to cooperate with friends. How to fix something that broke. Maybe this is why Finnish pupils are the best ones in the world. In PISA ranks, which collect data about teens from all over the world, it comes out that Finns are the best in mathematics, text understanding, sciences, and in problem solving they were beaten only by South Koreans. So it isn't surprising that Fins have the fourth place in the world in the number of patents per capita.

Juha is sitting behind the desk and checking if Aaron did his English excercises, a girl is making pictures for art and the rest are waiting till Juha will have time for them. Meanwhile they search the internet or pretend to be Indians. Juha was once a principal of a great gymnasium in Helsinki. Hundreds of pupils, a few dozens teachers and a feeling that something is missing. That there was too much of everything, the school was too big, and the classes were too big. There was also too many pupils and it's not good when there is so much that you can't remember their names and faces.

One day he told his wife that maybe they should move. Juha's wife Kaija is a movie director, she works here and there so she can live anywhere. When they were moving she was beginning to shoot a movie called "Valo" and she had interviewed three thousand candidates for the main character - a little boy named Valo. It could have been completely different with the school if not for the daughter which came a little suddenly. Well, at least Juha didn't plan it this way, the rest of children have already grown up and live on their own. And then Kaija and Juha suddenly found themselves far away from the city in which they have spent all their lives, far away from the job they knew, people they were meeting, and a small child. Juha took maternity leave, or rather a paternity one and that's when first Matti knocked on their door.

Juha didn't hesitate at all. He knew that one doesn't get such an opportunity for a second time. Finally he could teach at a school he dreamed of and try something which he was thinking about for a long time - teaching children of different ages at the same time.

THE JOURNALIST HELI MÄKI CELEBRATES AN ANNIVERSARY

Moms making lunch in the school kitchen are giving out plates. First Matti puts a few euro into a piggy bank and also takes some food. The journalists follows him and also puts some money. Marita was supposed to be here but she's busy again. Today is a birthday celebration of Matti Vanhanen, the Prime Minister. A nice guy with a white smile. He just divorce and had built a new house.

The doors screeched and Heli Mäki from the local newspaper "Pitäjän Uutiset" from Mäntyharju came into the school. Heli loves Halmeniemi because there is always something going on here - for example today the school is being visited by a journalist from Poland. Without thinking they decided to write a one page article about it. Somehow you have to fill the pages in a newspaper, it's a small town after all.

Sometimes it's possible to write about an interesting person. Someone like a war veteran, who decided to reconstruct a trench and an underground cellar from the Finnish-Soviet war. He gathered a couple of other veterans and they did talkoo. So there is the cellar, along with trenches, an information board and exponats.

Youngsters can learn how it was back in the days, and it was really hard. The Soviets had planes, tanks, and transporters, and Finns had riffles, guns and skies on which they moved like ghosts, attacked the Soviet columns and disapeared like ghosts. Russians have put an ultimatum, they wanted a part of Finland, but Finns said no. Generalissimus Stalin was impressed: these Finns are courageous people, he said.

Now old veterans tell tourists and younger people stories about the weeks spent in snow waiting for the Soviets. About that when you lived here you had to help each other. Then they get into their new Volvos and Citroens C4 and leave with screeching of tires.

Journalist says that actually it was a coincidence, just an idea for a nice holiday article about an extraordinary village.

The journalist gives up and askes if there are any criminal cases here.

The journalist became speechless then and he didn't have any other questions, so that Heli Mäki felt sorry for him.

MARITA THE FARMER INVENTS A NEW CELEBRATION

It is very difficult for a stranger to talk with Marita. Sometimes it happens that the stranger wants to hear her stories about herself. Marita would be willing to tell you about how wonderful Matti is, the first and the second. And also about how much Leena has put work into the village development. Or she shows a notebook in which everybody wrote down how many hours have they spent on renewing their common house. This house is situated by the main road, on Fridays and Saturdays there are softball matches, and the local team is being coached by Mika, Marita's husband, for free, of course.

In the summer everybody gathered to renew the house. It is 3000 of working hours, overall and Marita is very proud that nobody stayed aside. The Asplunds, who hardly can find any time because they have the only mobile puppet show in Finland, have come. Ricky Asplund has been performing in the circus in Finland, which belonged to his father, and now he lives in Halmeniemi with his wife and goes on tournees. Raimo Nikki has came. He was an army officer and he has spent half of his life in distant countries. A few years in Cambodia, some in Ethiopia, some time in New York City as an connective officer of United Nations. He has lived in 36 countries, and now he is living in a small cottage by the lake, because there he feels the best. Leena's daughter, Päivi, has come. She lives and works now in Mikkeli but spends all her free time in her summer cottage by the lake.

Unfortunately, Marita still doesn't talk about herself. She has a farm, she harvests cumine. It's boring, not worth mentioning. This journalist will later discover that it is the biggest farm of cumine in Finland, that Marita invites children from all over Finland to stay at the farm for a few summer weeks. Someone else will say that she trains a girl dancing group and takes them all over Europe with talkoo money. The journalist surely openes his eyes with amazement, because Marita didn't even mention it. It is normal, that if she used to practise dance and gymnastics, now she coaches the girls - is's a talkoo job.

The girls also work to afford the journeys. Parents decided that it would be fair this way. After all, one can afford to send his child abroad, and the other can't. So all the girls work during the summer in the culture center, they bake cakes, they give out leaflets.

Ten years ago Marita came up with an idea of a celebration, which would unite the villagers. She planned a big winter party in a little valley near the village. Everybody came. They brought the small fish, which you cover with crumbles and fry, warm wine and lots of coffee.

It was fun. So they repeated it in the summer. And each winter afterwards.

Every day Marita prepares plans of development for Halmeniemi, she manages the budget. Mika, her husband plays voluntarily in the village band. They have just let out the third CD. It's now playing from the speakers. Nice rock.

Mika smiles.

But according to Marita, this is all usual and not worth telling about - talkoo.

MATTI JUST ENTERS WITHOUT KNOCKING

First Matti was a bit surprised at first. He came here with some city customs from Helsinki. Sometimes he wanted to visit the second Matti. He phoned and asked if he could stop by. Finally the second Matti told him: - Come whenever you want to, but don't call me every time.

First Matti was coming along and knocking on the door. Eventually second Matti said: - Just come in, for sake and don't knock.

And now they come and visit each other.

Second Matti sometimes even three times a day, because he is just passing by. He comes in, gets coffee, drinks it and dissappears - says first Matti, the journalist listens and writes it all down. He looks around the little living room. Maybe 15 square meters, where his wife is doing things around the house, six childres runs around, two own and the rest left for a while by the neigbours. They will do the shopping in the city in exchange. When you live at the end of the world you have to help each other. House is just like all the others in the neighbourhood. Wooden outside and inside, with a big stove and little rooms, maybe a 100 square meters altogether. The journalist was surprised that all the houses are so similar and that no one builds big mansions. Even though second Matti and Marita could afford it for sure. Or why does everybody drive ordinary old cars and no one has a big 4x jeep. Maybe it's the Lutheran modesty tradition. But they seem to be rich to the journalist.

Everybody has either a part of the forest, or cottages for rental, or a farm, and the older people big rents. For summer vacation they go to exotic places - you have to get some rest. At home they have new computers and laptops- because they are handy at work. But why would someone need a big, expensive house with marbles and exotic floors.

The journalist is not surprised as much anymore, because he got used to it. In his country, the All Saint's Day was being celebrated for a few days, and everyone went for a very long weekend. In Finland, as usual, the holiday was moved to Saturday, so that a working day isn't lost.

The jornalist isn't surprised and is already leaving. The couple with kids from Helsinki has called. They will take the cottage. So there are only five more kids needed to save the school.

Matti has just brought the Citroen for Juha. A good year - 1982 - he smiles. - A bit damaged but Juha will be happy. He loves to repair them.

Leena is going to Helsinki. The university invited her to give a lecture about integrating the newcomers to the local community.

"Valo" became a great success.




Rough translation of Leszek Talko's article at GAZETA WYBORCZA ( 19.12.2005, Poland ) made by Ula Grzywna and Kasia Bieron, Polish scout girls from Krakow - as a talkoo of course - in July 2007.


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